Koleksi video mms gadis melayu paling top dalam google

oh wow! I can't believe it! What started as a web prank for my visitors has just gone to #1 on google search for the terms "video mms melayu" and "video 3gp melayu"! ... wow! powerrrrr

It all started as a prank I wanted to play on my friends who visits my blog. I cooked up the javascript code and tried to put it on blogspot. Somehow it didn't work probably due to blogspot's javascript restriction (if there's any).. I then moved it to my geocities hosting directory but later removed it to my paid hosting directory because I don't use my geocities hosting that much now.

So today I was erm .. curious and tried typing the term "video mms melayu" into google and what do I find? see below! It's better than downloading the real 3gp videos I tell you.


So go on, click those links and forward the url to your friends... have a laugh together and hope I've somehow made the day brighter to you and your friends :)

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Creating PDF files for free

I have a problem. My company's HR system is going to be migrated to a new platform and the announcement from corporate office saying that everything will be fine. My problem is that I have had so much experience in Murphy's Law. Things will fall apart at the worst time... And my experience with data migration just scream that shit will happen and my HR data will be lost.

Now I don't mean to say that they are not going to pull it off, heck I can only imagine the kind of preparation they are doing to move such important data across platforms. But I would prefer it if I have hard evidence of my own Human Resource record backed up somewhere. I wouldn't want my salary suddenly shrunk and I got no proof to show for it.

Lucky for me that my HR records are available via web right now. It is an employee HR portal that you can login into and check those records. Past performance measurement, salary and upgrade records, yada yada yada.. hmm how do I back it up? Screen capture? Print them out? What I need is a good way to save the document and at the same time protect it from alterations. PDF document is definately the answer!

OK but I don't have Adobe PDF writer.. It costs a bomb and it is not part of the standard software for corporate use. Quick search on google and I landed on cutePDF website. SWEEEEETTTTT!!!!

CutePDF allows very easy PDF convertion of your documents. It works with the latest free ghostscript converter (important component) but cutePDF makes the job easier. You can download cutePDF from the website or here and the free ghostscript converter here .

It was so easy.. I just installed the ghostscript converter first and next comes cutePDF installation. The installation will create a new printer called CutePDF on your system and this is how you create PDF documents. You open up your documents in their native applications (eg. Html file in Internet Explorer or Firefox, word document in MS Word or even jpg images in photoshop) and select print... Now select the printer cutePDF and click print.. Printing on cutePDF printer will pop up a save dialog box. Enter a filename and voila! you file will be converted to PDF format.

So my problem solved. I converted those web pages of my HR records to PDF format and store them for save keeping. Since it is a PDF format, I can be sure that it will be viewable in PDF readers (eg Adobe PDF reader) and it is also protected against any modification. I can take this document to court if I have to :P.

Best thing is cutePDF is annoyance free.. No banner, no watermarks often associated with free converters. Those guys at cutePDF deserves a good pat on the back for this.

So folk, download cutePDF and start converting important documents for free.

Why I am not a registered voter

aken from : No rush to sign up now

THE STAR conducted a random poll of those aged 21 and above and asked those not registered as voters why they had yet to do so.

Here are what some of them said:

Nurul Syatirah Abu Safran, 24, assistant director for television programmes: I haven’t registered because it is not convenient. I was in Perth studying, and since I came back about a year ago, I’ve been too busy working.

When I was back on holiday, the queue at the post office was too long, or I didn’t have the time. I went to the post office in Carrefour, Subang Jaya, but they told me to go to another post office because they could not register me there. I don’t remember why.

I will register by the next general election – there is no need to rush as I have until 2008.

M. Jayaprakash, 24, engineer: There is no emphasis to get young people to register. In the first place, I don’t even know where to go.

There is no sense of urgency. It is like a blood donation campaign – we know that we should go, but most of us don’t.

My friends and I also feel that it won’t make any difference if we voted.

Norhaslinda Abdul Jalin, 23, secretary: I had no time to register for the last general election due to work commitments.

I tried to register a couple of times but changed my mind because of the long queues.

Besides, it is difficult to get time off from work.

Rus Izman Rusli, 23, consultant: I haven’t registered because I don’t know how.

If political parties want young people like us to vote then they should reach out to us instead of making us reach out to them.

Chan Yin Ee, 21, research consultant: I plan to register but will most likely procrastinate until the last minute.

Nurdiana Jais, 24, accounts clerk: The thought of lining up to vote is just boring and I don’t think that my vote matters.

I will register in time for the next general election.

Nasreen Mustapha, 23, business executive: I am aware that everybody’s vote counts but how am I supposed to register when I don't know where to go, or how to register.

At university, it was compulsory for us to vote or else we were not allowed to sit for our examinations. Besides, there was wide publicity on ways to register as a voter in campus elections.

Mohd Fairuz Yusof, 25, consultant: I only found out how to register days before the last general election, and by then it was too late.

I will definitely register as a voter for the next elections.

When I was younger, I did not know why voting was important.

Even when I discovered its importance in the last general election, I could not decide which party to vote for.

*** added my opinion below

Eddie Ramonez, 28, web guy: I did not register as a voter because it was my decision not to. I do not like how the election process is being handled. I depend transparency and I demand neutrality of the process.

I do not like how unlawful are the contesting parties during the campaigning period. Corruptions vs extremism. I do not enjoy choosing the lesser of 2 evils to lead my country.

I choose not to vote as it is my right. If you forces me to vote, then I definately do not want you to run this country.

Oregon Surfer Punches Shark in the Nose

Mon Dec 26, 6:05 PM ET via yahoo

A surfer says he reacted on instinct when he punched a great white shark that grabbed his leg near the northern Oregon coast.

Brian Anderson expects to make a full recovery from the lacerations he suffered on his ankle and calf. And the attack isn't going to stop him from surfing.

"Oh yeah, I'll go back out. Eventually," he said Monday on ABC's "Good Morning America."

Anderson, 31, was at a popular surfing spot near Tillamook Head, south of Seaside, when he felt something grab his leg Saturday.

He turned and saw the shark, "and I saw the nose of it and I just punched it in the nose, right by the eye, as quickly as I could — that's all I could think to do. After I did that, it let go."

He said he learned from television shows including the Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" that a shark's nose is its most sensitive area.

"As a surfer, it's your worst nightmare to get attacked by one of those things, so you think about it but you don't really know what to do until it really happens. I just connected on instinct and just did it."

He swam to shore and another surfer helped him put a tourniquet on his leg. He was treated at Providence Seaside Hospital.

Witnesses said the shark was about 10 feet long, said Fire Department Chief Joe Dotson. He said it was the first shark attack off Seaside in his 26 years with the department.

*** Well, who says nothing good will ever come from watching TV.. I will definately pay more attention to discovery and animal planet shows. You never know when you will be out surfing / skydiving / wild salmon fishing and had to punch/ kick / maul a shark/ bald eagle / grizzly bear :P

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video mms 3gp gadis melayu

I found this link while erm researching for erm mms setting.. you didn't get it from me..
and I am not responsible for your action and behavior on the net...

link is : koleksi video mms gadis melayu dan indo

Don't worry, malaysian are not the only ones abusing their camera phones to take raunchy pictures and videos.. read below..

Delhi students in porn video!
By Megha Suri
Saturday, 27 November , 2004, 03:04

New Delhi: The infamous pornographic video involving two Delhi students was shot to gain 'popularity' among peers and 'have some fun'. Or so the popular perception seems to be among youngsters, most of whom seem to have access to it. If gossipmongers are to be believed, a CD of the film is even available at Palika Bazaar for Rs 40.

Two delinquent students of a South West Delhi-based public school were expelled for filming a pornographic video using a personal mobile phone and circulating it in the school via Multimedia Messaging Service (MMS). Everyone, the media included, have been pointing fingers at the school. But how far can the institution be held responsible for what the students have done?

Reportedly, the incident occured about a month ago when a girl and a boy, both students of Class 11, got together and filmed themselves in a compromising position. Their subsequent claim to fame is all of 2.37 mins.

The film was then circulated among fellow batchmates in the school through MMS for fun. Fellow students claim the girl wanted to be 'cool' and gain some instant popularity. Unfortunately for them, the film reached the Principal who expelled the two.

It is being said that on being questioned by the Principal, both students did not appear to be ashamed of what they had done. In fact, the girl even reportedly retorted, "Who doesn't do it? Haven't you done it?" The boy is equally nonchalant about what he had done, according to his peers.

Use of cell phones, which was allowed in the school was banned with immediate effect after the incident came to light. If anyone is spotted carrying a cell phone, a fine of Rs 2,000 would be charged and, needless to say, the cell phone confiscated. About 85 per cent of all Class XI and XII students of the school used to carry cellphones to class earlier.

Both students were in the Commerce stream. Reportedly, the girl was a merit-lister - she was part of the Class XI `super ability section' where only above 90 percent scorers find their way. She is the daughter of a senior Armyman. The boy hails from a stinking rich business family. The camera phone used to shoot the video belonged to him.

And if youngsters' reports are to be believed, the 'fun video' has also found its way into schools and colleges in Chandigarh, Punjab and Haryana. The CD, christened `DPS Dhamaka' is also supposedly available at Palika Bazaar for a meagre Rs 40. It has been posted on the school's unofficial websites as well, youngsters reveal.

The video doesn't seem to have been shot inside the school, though the girl is clearly wearing her school uniform. Even other students who have seen it, believe it was shot outside somewhere. At best, this can be seen as a case of adolescent temptations unleashed. The incident invites a relook at the upbringing we are providing to our children at home and at school.

Camera phone are not the reason why this is happening. People have been doign what they do for a long time.. I remembered that I saw some old days porn on the net some time ago. They were in fishnet and cowboy hats and farm and hmm maybe I should not dwell into that any further.. hehehe..

What I'm saying is that I don't think camera phone makes people wanna take videos of then copulating.. nor do camera phones are more accessible than your point and click cameras.. people are people.. if you leave them with nothing but pen and paper also things like this can happen.

So did you like my collection of mms videos? :P

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Multimedia Super Corridor MY ASS!!!

I'm ashamed, really.. billions if not trillions of dollars put into this national IT initiative and guess what happened? The whole of cyberjaya got disconnected from the rest of the internet yesterday from noon to about 10pm. Estimated 10 hours of downtime.

How do we know about this although none of the news agencies is carrying this story? Because me and my friends has hosting accounts on a few hosting companies in cyberjaya and all of us went offline at the same time noon yesterday. A friend had to calm a lot of her customers when they start calling why their hosted website/ email systems are down.

Stupid MSC! I mean you spent all that money and you don't think about backup system? Stupid ISP. (update : a source close to myloca told me that they never tried the backup system in-place actually)

Oh wait, stupidity only restricted to MSC in cyberjaya. Even Universiti Putra Malaysia attempt to be in the forefront of MSC also got infected by such stupidity. Imagine this. They are so promoting online registration. Online fee payment via BCB channel-e, wow sexy sounding.. except that it's crap!

I paid munchkins fees via the much promoted (in UPM anyway, I remembered being told in few semesters they will not accept cash-over-counter for fee payment) channel-e on Dec 12th. We checked everyday since on the Graduate School portal and always been greeted by a warning screen that we still owe the university. So being concerned that the money never made it to UPM, I gave the graduate school office a call this morning to enquire. That's where my surprise started.

The clerk that picked up the call was polite (good points for gso office there!) and explained to me that the website is probably not updated, so he asked for a student id so that he could check in the system. I gave him munchkins student id and further check found no record of any fees paid by us for this coming semester. But he told me nto to worried because probably IT HAS NOT BEEN KEYED IN YET!

HOLY FUCK! you mean there's a person sitting somewhere in upm who will receive a list of student ids and their payment detail from BCB every week or so and manualy keying in each and every line of data into their system?

Crap! I would expect more from a super modern university, a billion dollar banking corporation and a trillion dollar national initiative. But the best that they can do is hire somebody to key in data from a piece of paper into the system? Shit we're better off queueing up and paying at the counter. Sell back Cyberjaya for plantation land and let's all start queueing up at counter. We'll save more money and heartache that way!

HAK KERAJAAN

With munchkins away and I'm not feeling myself these few days my mum gave me brahim's chicken curry pack. These are prepared meal sealed in an aluminium packaging ready to be eaten after you reheat them in boiling water. The aluminium packaging trasmits the heat from the boiling water to the cooked dish inside and once you open the package, voila.. instant curry!

I was sitting eating my lubnese bread with the chicken curry and watchign malcom in the middle when I began to remember why the aluminium packaging seems so familiar. Standard Army Ration!

You see I was an army brat. My dad spent his whole life since his 16 in the army up until his retirement. He was in the army lobger than he was anything else. The army took that 16 year old orphan and made him into a man, a respectable senior officer, a wonderful husband and a loving father. He was all that I look up upon while I was growing up.

Back to Stanrad Army Ration, my dad used to go away on patrol missions deep in the jungle. Back when the days the communist party still looms our jungle, our trrops are frequently on high alert patroling every corners of the country. After weeks away, dad would come home to his family and I as a small boy would wait for his return and his Standard Army Rations.

What's an Army ration? it's food, packed in green cans with huge prints that read "HAK KERAJAAN", those days meant to be carried in soldier's backpack as food supply. It's not only food but there's also soap, chocolate, and a lot other stuff that a little boy would just die for!

My favourite was the canned beef/ chicken curry. If you ever wondered hwo it taste like, it taste like your best curry, rich and creamy but the prosess to preserve the food made the bones and meat to be brittle. Well sort of like how a mackarel bones are like in canned mackarels. Soft and brittled. Yummie.. Don't ask me why but I was so into army ration back then. I remmeber me and oterh army brats would bring their father's ration whenever we goes of camping. Well I guess we were imagining that we're patroling some jungle somewhere as well.

Anyway during the end of 80's the canned rations were replaced with dehydrated version to lessen the weight that each soldier has to carry. Sounds like a good idea since significant amount of weight for canned food came from the tin can. Convnient too, you just unpack the freeze-dried food from the packaging and add hot water or boil them in hot water for afew minutes. Kinda like your average instant noodle. But it's teriible. Believe me it was much worst than eating wet hay!

Anyway the army corp finally gave up on that ration and in early 90's worked with Brahim Food and came out with a prepared meal in aluminium packets. These packets were green and still have "HAK KERAJAAN" printed on them would be boiled in hot water and the heat will be transfered yada yada yada and in 10 minutes, good hot food! Here's how those army ration loosk like. I couldn't find one with "HAK KERAJAAN" but the picture shows what US army soldier carries with them today. Looks a lot like what our troops are carrying, glad to see that actually. We're at par with world superpowers when it comes to Army Ration :P


Interestingly I found a little history behind Army Ration of the world. Seems that even the Sioux had standard army ration while they were fighting other tribes hundreds of years ago.

This food [pemmican], called wasna by the Dakota Sioux, was made by pounding buffalo meat into shreds, mixing dried berries or wild choke cherries into the meat, stuffing it into a hide bag, and sealing the bag with melted tallow. The choke cherries were usually pounded, stones and all, into the dried buffalo meat. Wild plums, gooseberries, and currants were also used in the pemmican and it has been asserted that grasshoppers were included in some recipes-probably to increase the range of amino acids available or otherwise fortify the product
source

A cambodian refugee once told my mom a story of how they packed dried rice cakes while traveling from cambodia to thailand and to malaysia trying to escape Pul-Pot regime.

Anyway reminising about those HAK KERAJAAN tin cans makes me miss those rations, especially the chicken curry ones and very very sweet pineapple jam and very very stale biscuits. :P

Unpatched Firfox 1.5 exploit made public

Last night I decided to upgrade my firefox installation from 1.07 to the newly released 1.5 version. It was a good move to me since I saw the preview for version 1.5 with much cleaner interface. Some of my addons/ extension doesn't seems to work though... had to disable a couple of them but I'm pretty sure that they come out with an update that works with the new version.

Apart from the RSS subscription button moved from bottom right hand corner to the location bar (wierd change for me at first), I was happy with the new version. I love how you have a centralized place to clear of private data like your history, saved sessions, etc.. pretty handy to erm cover your track :P

Then this morning I was at CNET's News.com and the following article hit me! They have not come out with a fix as when I'm typing this.. but I'm not worried.. just a browser crash nothing to shout about.. unless it can cause me another worm infection then I'll removing version 1.5 faster than you can say mozilla!

Unpatched Firfox 1.5 exploit made public

By Dawn Kawamoto
Source : CNET news.com

Exploit code for the latest version of open-source browser Firefox was published Wednesday, potentially putting users at risk of a denial-of-service attack.

The exploit code takes advantage of a bug in the recently released Firefox 1.5, running on Windows XP with Service Pack 2. Firefox, which initially debuted over a year ago, has moved swiftly to capture 8 percent of the browser market.

The latest Firefox flaw exists in the history.dat file, which stores information from Web sites users have visited with the Firefox 1.5 browser, according to a posting on the Internet Storm Center, which monitors online threats.

"If the topic of a page is crafted to be long enough, it will crash the browser each time it is started after going to such a page," according to the Internet Storm Center posting. "Once this happens, Firefox will be unable to be started until you erase the history.dat file manually."

In testing Firefox 1.5 without a system running McAfee security software, the Firefox 1.5 browser would stall and not respond to a user's mouse, said Johannes Ullrich, chief research officer for the Sans Institute, which runs the Internet Storm Center.

"Users have to kill out of the browser and start over again. This stalled browser creates a DOS (denial of service) condition," Ullrich said.

Packet Storm, the security group that initially published the proof-of-concept exploit code, noted that in addition to the potential denial-of-service attack that could follow a buffer overflow, systems may also be subject to a malicious execution of code.

Ullrich, however, said while the potential may exist, it has not been proven either way that malicious code could be executed.

Mozilla Foundation, which released Firefox, said it was not able to confirm the browser would crash or be at risk of a DOS attack, after visiting certain Web sites. And Mozilla has not received any reports from users of such a problem, said Mike Schroepfer, vice president of engineering for Mozilla Corp.

He added that Firefox 1.5 can be slugglish on its next start-up, due to a bug in the history.dat, but it is not a security problem.

"We have gotten no independent verification that it crashes (Firefox), but there have been a lot of attempts to try," Schroepfer said.

you want fries with that patten?

Pattern filing must be cheap for regular submitters for a guy to submit 1,321 pattern on floral arrangements.. 100 ways to make a flower pot.. sounds like submarine pattern to me..

Now maybe I should file for pattern on the unique way I don't tie my shoes. Maybe it'll be a good submarine pattern and sink nike someday with a 10 billion dollar pattern infringement lawsuit.. hehehe

Search for the most prolific inventors is a patent struggle
Tuesday December 6, 8:44 pm ET
From : USAToday via Yahoo Finance
What living person holds the most U.S. patents? In this era of information and lightning searches - when patents are both more valuable than ever and a source of raging controversy - you'd think such a simple question would be easy to answer.

You'd think somebody could push a button and get a list. But, uh, no.

America cannot identify its most prolific living inventors. We can't single out these people who should be considered national treasures. (Related item: Kevin Maney's blog)

I found this out because I wanted to interview the top 10 living patent holders for a story. I got in touch with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office and asked for a list, thinking it was about the same as calling Billboard and asking for the top 10 songs.

As it turns out, the USPTO has but one guy who does statistical studies of the agency's 7 million-patent database. He last sorted for individual inventors in 1997, and has since been too busy with other projects to update that list.

I asked for help from a few commercial companies that do patent database searches. Thomson gave it a college try and for a while had a team working on my question. Others just said it couldn't be done. The question, with variables including inventors with same last names and multiple names on patents, is apparently a database operator's nightmare.

"The last five years include some 1 million granted U.S. patents," Thomson's Ryan Sheppard e-mailed me, explaining why Thomson couldn't pull it off, either. "Ten years of data would be roughly double that. So we are talking astonishingly large numbers of documents."

Anyone can go to the USPTO's website, type in an individual's name, and get a list of all the patents granted that person. But you have to start with a name. You can't set up an open-ended search that finds the names that appear most often. There's no easy way to let the database generate a list of top inventors.

Since the question can't be officially answered, I thought I'd hack at it in other ways. It's possible to use a variety of resources to tease out a few names who would likely make the top 10 list of living inventors. And that leads to some pretty wild surprises.

For more than 50 years, Thomas Edison has been considered the nation's all-time most prolific inventor. He has 1,093 patents to his name, including the electric light bulb and phonograph. He is to American innovation what Thomas Jefferson is to American politics.

However, Edison is apparently NOT the top American inventor. He has been bested by Donald Weder of Highland, Ill. - a man who, in contrast to the stupendous impact of Edison, has mostly used his inventive powers to give the world better floral arrangements.

This is as deflating as finding out that Joe DiMaggio's 56-game hitting streak has been surpassed by a stadium peanut vendor.

Weder, who is still alive and whose family runs floral packaging company Highland Supply, has his name on 1,321 patents. Almost all have to do with items you'd find at a florist. Weder's most recent patent - No. 6,962,021, granted Nov. 8 - is for a sleeve for holding a group of flowers. Before that, on Oct. 11, Weder was issued a patent titled, "Method of covering a flower pot." On Sept. 20, he was issued a patent titled, "Method of covering a flower pot or floral grouping."

Much of Weder's list goes on in a similar fashion. (Weder didn't return phone messages.)

Aside from Weder, who else would make the list of most prolific living inventors?

While the patent office doesn't keep a list of top individual inventors, it does track which companies get the most patents. For the past decade, IBM has been first on that list every year. I figured the top patent holder at the top patent-holding company would be a good bet.

Ravi Arimilli is IBM's top patent holder, with more than 300 patents. He's a researcher, based in Austin, who specializes in computer chip innards. Arimilli's most recent patent, issued Nov. 29, is for "Layered local cache with lower level cache optimizing allocation mechanism." He must be great at cocktail parties.

In 2002 alone, Arimilli won 78 patents. That's three patents every two weeks. Either he's a wonder-dude who makes the rest of us look like slugs, or his name winds up on a lot of work done by teams of people.

Either way, at only 42, he'll probably continue to climb up the patent-holding ranks.

In the search for prolific inventors, here's the biggest shock: The all-time champion of U.S. patents might be a foreigner.

When the USPTO made that 1997 list of living prolific inventors, the No. 1 patent holder was Shunpei Yamazaki. Most of his work involves computer and video screens for his Tokyo company, Semiconductor Energy Laboratory. As of 1997, Yamazaki held 372 patents.

Today, a search of the USPTO database turns up 1,432 patents bearing his name, whupping both Edison and Weder. Yamazaki's most recent patent, granted Nov. 22, was titled, "Reflective liquid crystal display panel and device using same." His first patent, for a computer chip design, was granted in 1980. Yamazaki has averaged about a patent a week for 25 years.

It doesn't seem unusual to have a foreigner holding so many patents. Of the top 10 living patent holders on the 1997 list, eight were from other countries. Six were Germans, and two were Japanese. The only two Americans were flower guy Weder and oil industry researcher Hartley Owen.

So much for the legend of Edison. America's greatest inventor is apparently an obscure guy in Japan who makes stuff most people can't comprehend. And the nation's greatest native inventor seems to be a man who has come up with 100 different ways to make a flower pot.

panic at 40,000 feet = death

Man killed after bomb claim at airport
Official: Air marshals fired after he approached them aggressively

MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- A 44-year-old U.S. citizen who claimed to have a bomb was shot and killed when air marshals opened fire on a boarding bridge at the Miami airport, several sources told CNN. No bomb was found.

American Airlines Flight 924 was in Miami on a stopover during a flight from Medellin, Colombia, to Orlando, Florida, when the man, identified as Rigoberto Alpizar, said there was a bomb in his carry-on backpack, a Department of Homeland Security official said.

Alpizar was confronted by a team of federal air marshals, who followed him down the boarding bridge and ordered him to get on the ground, the official said.

When Alpizar appeared to reach into his backpack, he was shot and wounded, the official said, adding that the marshals' actions were consistent with their training. Officials said later that the man died of his injuries.

Upon investigation, there was no evidence that Alpizar had a bomb, an official said.

Alpizar was traveling with a woman and had arrived in Miami on a plane from Quito, Ecuador, federal officials said. He and the woman began arguing before getting off the plane in Miami, two officials said.

A passenger, Mary Gardner, told WTVJ in Miami that the man ran frantically down the aisle from the rear of the plane, arms flailing, and that the woman accompanying him said that her husband was bipolar and had not taken his medication, according to The Associated Press.

After he got off the plane in Miami and went through customs, he got on the Orlando-bound plane and said he had a bomb, Air Marshal Service spokesman Dave Adams said. (Read about air marshals being taught to avoid risk)

Air marshals asked him to get off the plane, which he did, but when they asked him to put his bag down, he refused, Adams said. Alpizar then approached the marshals in an aggressive manner, at which point two or three shots were fired, he said.

Karlina Griffith, translating for her grandmother, witness Miriam Delgado, told WFOR television that Delgado heard three gunshots before people started running and "going crazy."

Officials could not confirm if Alpizar suffered from mental illness. His mother-in-law told WKMG television in Orlando that he suffered from bipolar disorder, but his brother-in-law, Steven Buechner, told CNN he was unaware of any mental problems.

Alpizar moved to the United States from Costa Rica in 1986 and worked for Home Depot, Buechner said. He and his wife had been in South America since the day after Thanksgiving to help her uncle, a volunteer dentist, Buechner said.

Alpizar and his wife lived in Maitland, Florida, just a few miles north of Orlando, and they had no children, Buechner said.

The killing marks the first time a federal air marshal has fired a weapon at an individual since the program was bolstered after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Footage from the scene showed armed SWAT team members carrying rifles outside the aircraft, along with more than a dozen police vehicles. Paramedics were standing on the stairway to the aircraft.

Investigators took the backpack and two other pieces of Alpizar's luggage onto the tarmac, and an explosives team blew the bag open by firing a bottle full of water at it. The water is used to effectively defuse any explosive device by separating its components.

The Boeing 757, which can hold about 180 passengers, was due to take off for Orlando at 2:18 p.m. ET. It had arrived in Miami at 12:16 p.m. ET, according to the airline's Web site. No other flights at Miami International were disrupted Wednesday, an airport official said.

*** I'm guessing he was wearing a turban? :P
ok that was insensitive of me huh?

internet speed bumps

If you're like me and wondering how can I drive more traffic to my site/ blog. Then this article is a good read. It as an article about how search engine crawlbots crawls and indexs website. I found this perticular part very very enlighting.

Speed Bumps & Walls

Certain types of navigation may hinder or entirely prevent search engines from reaching your website's content. As search engine spiders crawl the web, they rely on the architecture of hyperlinks to find new documents and revisit those that may have changed. In the analogy of speed bumps and walls, complex links and deep site structures with little unique content may serve as "bumps." Data that cannot be accessed by spiderable links qualify as "walls."

Possible "Speed Bumps" for SE Spiders:

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Nurfarahin Jamsari khalwat!

I was over at my mum's place to pick up my mails when I saw the news on TV1. Nurfarahin Jamsari Di tangkap Khalwat! She and her partner, said to be a man in his 30's were found to be in the same room and failed to produce any documents to say that they are in any way are mahrams. They are to be charged in the syariah court.

Wow... Nurfarahin Jamsari was and is a huge personality. She was along side Ezzah Aziz Fawzy as Tv3 personality and If I'm not mistaken she has this reality show contest thingy sponsored by a cosmetic company running recently on TV.

I still could not find any news on this over the net, I only managed to find this small photo of her. I'll post ano more pics of her on I get my hand on some.

I found the following article in Harian Metro, though it doesn't say who the personality was.

Edisi KL : Pengacara wanita ditahan khalwat

Oleh Nazarali Saeril

SUNGAI BULOH: Seorang pengacara wanita popular sebuah stesen televisyen swasta ditahan penguat kuasa Jabatan Agama Islam Selangor (Jais) dipercayai berkhalwat dengan seorang lelaki anak bekas pegawai kanan kerajaan di Bandar Seri Damansara, di sini, malam tadi.

Pengacara wanita berusia 43 tahun itu ditahan di sebuah bilik di apartmen milik pasangan lelakinya kira-kira pada jam 11.30 malam.

Sumber berkata, sekumpulan pegawai Jais ke apartmen berkenaan selepas mendapat maklumat orang ramai berkaitan kehadiran wanita berkenaan di rumah itu.

“Ketika pegawai Jais mengetuk pintu, lelaki berusia 38 tahun itu mengambil sedikit masa sebelum membuka pintu.

“Ketika ditanya, dia mendakwa hanya berseorangan di rumah. Bagaimanapun, selepas pemeriksaan, pegawai Jais mendapati pengacara itu berada di sebuah bilik di kediaman berkenaan,” katanya, di sini, malam tadi.

Bagaimanapun, tidak dapat dipastikan sama ada pasangan berkenaan lengkap berpakaian ketika ditahan atau sebaliknya.

Pengacara terbabit dipercayai menyembunyikan diri di sebalik penyidai pakaian di bilik itu bagi mengelak ditahan.

“Pemeriksaan lanjut mendapati hanya mereka berdua berada di sana dan selepas diminta menyerahkan dokumen pertalian perkahwinan, kedua-duanya gagal membuktikan mereka pasangan suami isteri.

“Pegawai Jais membawa pasangan berkenaan ke Balai Polis Sungai Buloh untuk membuat laporan,” katanya.

Pengacara itu dikatakan hanya menunggu di kereta sementara pegawai Jais membuat laporan.

Selepas dibebaskan dengan ikat jamin, pasangan terbabit beredar kira-kira pada jam 12 tengah malam.

Pengacara wanita itu berkhidmat di stesen televisyen swasta itu sejak belasan tahun manakala pasangannya pula tidak diketahui sama ada turut bekerja di tempat sama atau sebaliknya.

Sebelum ini, pengacara terbabit dikatakan berkahwin dan mempunyai anak tetapi buat masa sekarang, statusnya tidak dapat dipastikan.

Kes berkenaan akan disebut di Mahkamah Syariah Shah Alam jam 9 pagi hari ini.

so this is how it feels like..

so this is how it feels like to be so deeply in love, nothing better to remind you how much you love someone than to be hundreds of miles away from her and missing her with every single little breath that you could muster..

Cause you and I both loved
What you and I spoke of
And others just read of
Others only read of the love, the love that I love.
- You and I , JasonMraz - Waiting For My Rocket To Come (2003)

I'll be the greatest fan of your life

Definately one of her fav song..
I love singing this to her..

I'll be
Edwin McCain - Misguided Roses (1997)

The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful
Stop me and steal my breath
Emeralds from mountains thrust toward the sky
Never revealing their depth
Tell me that we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love
I'll be captivated
I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above

Chorus:
I'll be your crying shoulder
I'll be love suicide
and I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life

Rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed
You're my survival, you're my living proof
My love is alive not dead
Tell me that we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love
I'll be captivated I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache, that hang from above

Repeat Chorus

I've been dropped out, I've burned up, I've fought my way back from the dead
Tuned in, turned on, Remembered the things that you said

so lonely...

she went away today (again until next time).. so here goes...

Save Tonight
Eagle Eye Cherry - Desireless (1997)

Go on and close the curtains
cause all we need is candle light
You and me and a bottle of wine
going to hold you tonight
Well we know I'm going away
and how I wish, I wish it weren't so
So take this wine and drink with me
let's delay our misery

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

There's a log on the fire
and it burns like me for you
Tomorrow comes with one desire
to take me away it's true
It ain't easy to say goodbye
darling please don't start to cry
Cause girl you know I've got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn't so

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

Tomorrow comes to take me away
I wish that I, that I could stay
Girl you know I've got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn't so

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I'll be gone
tomorrow I'll be gone
tomorrow I'll be gone
tomorrow I'll be gone
tomorrow I'll be gone

Save tonight
Save tonight
Save tonight
Save tonight

wormed pt duex!

So I got home and ran AVG scan.. nothign came up.. I got bored and tired of waiting (short attention span?) so I cancelled the scan and start poking aroung the system myself. I know that whatever worm that's infected my machine would need to drop a copy of itself somewhere in the system. And most importantly it will need a trigger to start itself up each time the system boots up. Where else to check for this other than in the registry!

Poke poke regedit!
True enough I foud a rather suspicious looking file in HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run.
It was calling this file csnss.exe file as "System Monitor". The entry was "System Monitor" = "csnss.exe" and also another copy of itself at HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\RunServices as well. I know that this is not right, looks alot like a typical worm trigger to me. So poof I deleted them off only to find the values restored when I load up regedit again.

Worm is in memory! and true enough I found 2 instance of csnss.exe running in my task manager.

TCP hog
Knowing that the worm is still in memory, I did a quick check of my outgoing connections. And I found that I have a lot of connection out to port 445 of random ip addresses within my home network. The virus is trying to propogate!.

E:\Documents and Settings\root>netstat -a

Active Connections

Proto Local Address Foreign Address State
TCP rumah:epmap rumah:0 LISTENING
TCP rumah:microsoft-ds rumah:0 LISTENING
TCP rumah:61190 rumah:0 LISTENING
TCP rumah:1033 rumah:0 LISTENING
TCP rumah:10110 rumah:0 LISTENING
TCP rumah:netbios-ssn rumah:0 LISTENING
TCP rumah:1037 xdsl-87-78-63-92.netcologne.de:4661 ESTABLISHED

TCP rumah:1322 192.168.73.201:ms-sql-s SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1323 192.168.106.44:microsoft-ds SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1324 192.168.131.139:microsoft-ds SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1325 192.168.100.105:ms-sql-s SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1326 192.168.144.204:microsoft-ds SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1327 192.168.22.25:microsoft-ds SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1328 192.168.243.129:ms-sql-s SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1329 192.168.187.27:microsoft-ds SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1330 192.168.95.51:microsoft-ds SYN_SENT
TCP rumah:1331 192.168.72.253:ms-sql-s SYN_SENT
UDP rumah:tftp *:*
UDP rumah:microsoft-ds *:*
UDP rumah:isakmp *:*
UDP rumah:1029 *:*
UDP rumah:1036 *:*
UDP rumah:4500 *:*
UDP rumah:ntp *:*
UDP rumah:1900 *:*
UDP rumah:62515 *:*
UDP rumah:62517 *:*
UDP rumah:62519 *:*
UDP rumah:62521 *:*
UDP rumah:62523 *:*
UDP rumah:62524 *:*
UDP rumah:ntp *:*
UDP rumah:netbios-ns *:*
UDP rumah:netbios-dgm *:*
UDP rumah:1900 *:*

E:\Documents and Settings\root>

Culprit?
An interesting finding... seems that there's a host that my machine connecting outside of my home network. Could be worm calling home and sending informations from my machine.

TCP rumah:1037 xdsl-87-78-63-92.netcologne.de:4661 ESTABLISHED

Or maybe it's just my machine connecting via edonkey protocol that's running on port 4661 on the machine. Hmm I don't have any P2P running at the time that I took the netstat reading.. suspicious.. suspicious...

I quickly Killed both of the csnss.exe and proceeded to remove the 2 registry keys above. Success! I rebooted and checked again and no more worm processes spawned by registry. Ran quick windows update to plug whatever holes the worm came in from and started my forensic investigation.

To be continued with my forensic investigation of how I got wormed in the first place...

wormed!

This is how I found out that I got wormed!
I'm not very sure what worm but I roughly guesing that it's sasser. Sigh.. a day after setting up my pc back and running auto-update and my boxen is infected by sasser. I'm running Windows XP Pro with Service Pack 2 btw.

The Good and the Bad
The good thing about service pack 2 is that there is now alimit of concurrent TCP connection that a machine can make. While this totally sucks for P2P, this is good to prevent mass broadcasting worms/ viruses/ spywares from trying to infect other machines in your network. Keeping the spread to minimum.

Symptoms
My machine would behave normal few seconds after Xp starting and totally fucked up seconds after.. I can't get any web traffic so the first thing I suspect was TMNET sucking again. So I tried to access my router's web gui to reconnect to the ISP and found that I'm not able to do that or half the time the respond is very very slow.

My NIC (Network Interface Card) fucking up? Checked event log and found no hardware errors registered but something caught my eyes instantly. An error saying "TCP/IP has reached the security limit imposed on the number of concurrent TCP connect attempts".. hmm suspicious, suspicious...

Somehow I manged to get into my router's web gui few seconds after reboot and I saw in the outbound traffic log a lot of traffic to port 445 to arbitarary ip address my local network. Just random ip addresses in 192.168.xxx.xxx range.. where have I seen this before?

My heart immediately screams "Worm broadcasting packets!".. ok then we'll have to clean that up then. Load up that antivirus!

Next step
It was about time for me to head on to the office and I didn't have enough time to launch AVG full system scan. I'll do it tonight and continue this post of my finding.

-to be continued -

for shame!

Bernama.com
Malaysian National News Agency

Video Of Naked Woman Forced To Do 'Ear Squat' Creates Sensation
General

November 24, 2005 20:30 PM

KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 24 (Bernama) -- A video clip showing a naked woman, believed to be a Chinese national, making an "ear squat" while being observed by a policewoman created a sensation at a news conference in Parliament House, Thursday.

The policewoman was wearing a "tudung" while a background voice recited verses from the Quran in the 30-second recording which ended with the woman being asked to put on her clothes again.

The video, said to be recorded secretly by using a camera phone, was viewed by Home Affairs Minister Datuk Azmi Khalid, Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz and Opposition Leader Lim Kit Siang.

It was shown on the screen of a laptop computer by DAP MP for Seputeh, Teresa Kok Suh Sim.

The case became public after a photograph of the woman in the video was published in a Chinese language newspaper today.

Mohamed Nazri and Azmi, who were asked for their comments afterwards, described the incident as "terrible" and "shameful" while Lim demanded immediate action to prevent a recurrence.

Mohamed Nazri, who is also chairman of the parliamentary human rights caucus comprising both government and opposition MPs, said the video was evidence that allegations of such incidents did occur.

He said he would show the recording to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and his deputy Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

"I believe PM and DPM will order an immediate investigation," he said.

Asked whether stripping a suspect was part of the police's investigation procedure, he said it was not right.

-- BERNAMA

*** absolute power corrupts absolutely if you ask me. What reason would you have to make people strip down and ketuk-ketampi naked other than to satisfy your own sadistic sick mind? You're the police, a women even.... I guess this is another case of gatal tangan back-fired when the video they took secretly leaked out and got out to the public.

I have a copy of that video, available upon request (leave your email in comment) and verification that you are over 18...

For shame!

opss...

As part of the team to provide real-time machine reporting at my company, I wrote a client software and few hours ago pilot run on a few machines. To me everything went very well, the status parameters before this unknown to management suddenly became visible through our spiffy new web based report. Real-time rocks baby!

Right away my management noticed that all this while the machines (that I piloted run my client software and possibly more ) were wrongly configured thus causing the maximun output for those machines to be limited to only 50% of the machine capabilities. This means that the company is paying double the cost (when you put dollar and cents to it) for each unit of product that goes through the machine. That's a lot of loss, that's few million of dollars! maybe even billions... ok I'm being dramatic here.. :P

A big hoohaaaa followed when emails started to fly from management to responsible parties and opss my name and my client software was in the emails.. I think I'm liked less now down at the production floor. :P I can see it now.. *** scene of me instead of Keller being shanked by an unknown inmate in dark storage room in OZ**

Sorry guys, I'm under orders to do that...

she dreamt of..

mommy : zoe, look in the fridge n write in a piece of paper what we're out of...
little zoe : mommy how do we spell 'milk'...we're out of milk...


** my eyes got dust masuk inside

zouk abuse

interesting read..

I'm not even sure where zouk is but I think I've drove by the place once when I got lost (yes, I do get lost sometimes) around jln ampang/ klcc area..

But to me really, what do you expect from thugs hired by clubs as bouncers. They are thugs hired for their agressiveness and their lack of thinking ability.

What? you expect club management to conduct IQ - EQ tests when hiring bouncers? A security company manager once told me that how he interviews bodyguards-to-be's was to ask 2 candidates beat up each other. The one with less black and blue gets the job. You depends on their brutality and sadly but surely brutality does not come with much inteligence.

I feel sorry for the couple that was beaten up in zouk for nothing.. I hope they get their justice served and those people responsible brought to court. Bouncers or not, nobody should be beaten up and the thug getting away with it just because they are hired hands..

For the record, I'm not into clubbing, last club I went to was Hard Rock Cafe for dinner, we quickly left before it turn into a discotheque for the rest of the night.

munchkins withdrwal

it get realy REALLY lonely without munchkins here .... and first day and I'm already having ulcer in my mouth.. :(

bodohkah kita?

I read this piece on john labu's blog and immediately felt disgusted. Worst thing about this whole thing is that we seems to be too lenient to criminals. Needless to say that a lot the times criminals in this country, from the lowly snatch thieves to hardcore geng mamak, has been in out of jail. It's like a resort for them. Heck free meals and a place to sleep on tax-payer's dime.

We're stupid to think that these people can somehow repent after 45th time done in jail. I'm all out for 3-strikes rules like the one in US. 3rd jail time you get should be for life. Don't wait for the criminal to graduate to murder before putting him out for good. Prevent now! Not react later!

Same goes for drug junkies.. 3rd visit to the rehabilitation center should be the last one. If it's up to me I'd give them 2 syringes .. 1 with enough drug to OD them to death and the other one cyanide. It's death either way you go.

halal? I hope so

I've always wondered if those turkeys being sold in carrefour are acually halal to eat. I'm sure most of you guys out there may have also seen and wondered.. There's a picture that we took of the halal certification sticker on the frozen bird.


So I checked out the producer's offical website and found that they claimed that they do produce halal frozen poultry. The halal logo on the tag was a little different though.. see below..


Hmmm.... maybe new halal logo? who are these Halal Food Council S.E.A anyway? so I did a check on google and found that the same party was mentioned as a Halal certifier in this web document on Jabatan Perkhidmatan Haiwan Malaysia and also this document on USDA (US Dept of Agricultural) Foreign Agricultural Services. Here's a htmlized version thanks to google. Seems from the document that as of Nov last year (2004) JAKIM has 3 recognized Halal Certifier in the US and one of them is the Halal Food Council S.E.A. Interesting..

I've sent the picture and related URL to JAKIM and awaits their answer. Will post here once I get any reply from JAKIM. Meanwhile munchkins is looking forward to browsing for some roasted turkey recipes.

opss....

Anybody else spotted adam's apple on the bride?
Read full story here

raya programming on astro

Yes that's a see through dress he's wearing...

Selamat Hari Raya :)

Selamat hari raya from the both of us.

My first time raya with munchkins' family in kuala kurau. I missed my mom & siblings on raya day but raya at kuala kurau was not bad either.

Check out munchkins' blog entry for muchos muchos raya pictures.. and I have an exclusive raya video for all of you here.. the cutest little girl singing soon to be a new hit.

iftar at sri melayu restaurant

Sri Melayu entrance..6:00pm

Georgeous deco at the entrance
Beautiful outdoor dining area

but we're seated in the VIP dining room instead.. thanks to moi

Yep, that's a lamb there roasting... :)

and also a whole quarter of a cow

Stalls, serving from mutton soup to char kueh teow to satay and rojak

Everyone were eager to get in, we arrived at 6pm coz it only took us less than 20 minutes from my place in desa petaling to sri melayu

Quick photo opp with the love of my life, the girl, not the flubber around my waist.
I find this picture disturbing, just disturbing....
Some shots of the private roomfelt like I'm dining at my arwah wan's house, we had the exect same windows and curtains.
good things comes in threes, ameen, tia and munchkins in our dining room
My baby ate a full kilo of prawns
Tia loves prawns too..
This is how they looked like by 8:30pm, macam udang dah muka.. tak larat dah la tu
Even ameen was too full to breathe too
This little one followed me from the buffet table to our dining room.. erm can I keep her? Her name is aishah by the way, we found out from her mom that went all over the restaurant looking for her..

*** I managed to book sri melayu exclusive private dining room for the iftar.
*** Yes hardones, I'm rubbing this all over your face.

happy engineers day..

now quit playing the incredible machine and do some work!
btw tomorrow is engineers day.. and also nuzul quran...

This is just fucked up!

Edisi KL : Isteriku lelaki
Oleh Rashidi Karim
Taken From: Harian Metro

KANGAR: Satu pasangan suami isteri sedang disiasat pihak berkuasa agama Islam kerana meragui status jantina si isteri yang dikatakan lelaki selepas mereka berkahwin, baru-baru ini.

Perkahwinan pasangan itu terbongkar apabila si `isteri’ membawa pulang suami ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, dekat sini, untut memaklumkan kepada keluarga mengenai perkahwinan mereka.

Sumber berkata, si isteri itu berusia awal 20-an adalah penduduk tempatan manakala suaminya berusia 30-an berasal dari Alor Star dan kes mereka kini dalam siasatan Jabatan Agama Islam Perlis (Jaips).

Beliau berkata, pasangan itu mendakwa berkahwin di negara jiran sejak sebulan lalu atas dasar cinta tanpa pengetahuan keluarga masing-masing.

“Bagaimanapun, perkahwinan itu terbongkar apabila si isteri membawa suami kesayangannya pulang ke rumahnya di Utan Aji, untuk memaklum kepada keluarga.

“Bapanya yang tahu anaknya seorang lelaki berang lalu menelefon polis kerana beranggapan anaknya tidak layak dipanggil isteri,” katanya di sini, semalam.

Beliau berkata, kes itu sudah dirujuk kepada pihak berkuasa agama negeri dan siasatan terperinci, termasuk mengenal pasti status jantina isteri terbabit sudah dilakukan.

Jurucakap polis ketika dihubungi enggan menggulas perkara itu kerana menganggap kes itu adalah di bawah bidang kuasa pihak berkuasa agama.

Sementara itu, Bahagian Penguatkuasa Jaips ketika dihubungi Harian Metro enggan menggulas mengenai dakwaan wujud perkahwinan sesama lelaki kerana siasatan masih dijalankan.

“Kami tidak boleh mendedahkan perkara ini kerana ia boleh menjejaskan imej Perlis. Anda (wakil Harian Metro) selalu menimbulkan masalah kepada kami.

“Saya enggan memberi sebarang komen. Tunggu pengarah balik daripada mengerjakan Umrah,” kata seorang pegawai penguat kuasa Jaips.

Sumber itu berkata, pasangan itu hadir ke pejabat Jaips beberapa hari lalu untuk diambil keterangan manakala si isteri sudah diminta menjalani pemeriksaan kesihatan.

“Pemeriksaan doktor mendapati si isteri langsung tidak mempunyai fizikal seorang wanita, cuma jiwa dan perasaan lebih kepada wanita.

“Lelaki berkenaan yang juga suaminya dikatakan mengetahui kedudukan isterinya tetapi tidak mengambil sebarang tindakan kerana terlalu mencintai pasangannya,” katanya.

Katanya, lelaki dari Kedah dan pasangannya itu dikatakan mahu mendaftar perkahwinan mereka di Perlis.

“Si suami dikatakan dalam keadaan tertekan dan takut berpisah dengan pasangannya serta kerap menghubungi Jaips bagi mempercepatkan keluaran surat nikah yang sah,” katanya.


*** Malaysia's first gay marriage attempt?

lagu raya

my cube mate is playing some lagu raya on his clie pda docking-speaker station. Raya mood is sinking in slowly but surely. I guess that's what makes me filled with emotions these few days. Missing my dad, feeling sad that I won't be preparing rendang with my mom on raya night this year.

Marriage is all about sharing, about being fair. I am grateful to munchkins because she was more than happy to be with me and celebrated raya in KL last year. It was her first time away from her family on raya night/ morning. I can only imagine how she must have been missign her family last year on raya night and morning.

This year will be my turn to spend raya with my inlaws, away from my family. I guess we better get used to it, taking turns spending raya with our parents.I look forward to many many more blissful years to spend with my munchkins, insyaAllah.

For some lagu raya, head on to my friend's blog.

goodbyes are always the hardest

especially when it's to an old faithful friend. She has been with us since the begining. A lot of memories, good memories.

So we said our goodbye to her last night. She's probably already in JB this morning. I wished we had gone longer on that last drive together.

in 1996

our most beloved PPP/ITM had this super efficient website. great UI huh? :P

in 2001...

hardOnes were strongly knitted community, and we had this great website that I had the honor of developing for the gang.


sadly I feels that we're drifting apart in 2005.. I guess everyone has gotten too busy.. sad..

nostalgic time...

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eddie: yup
jokar: block rs dia ustad tu
eddie: selalu gaks mai lepak bilik aku coz kamceng ngana ku & jon
eddie: aah ustad sporting
jokar: ustad sporting?
eddie: bukan ustad sportign ka ? yg takdak buat spot check, bising, etc semua takdak masalah
jokar: aku kena halu dari blok 11 sebab aku dok panggil nama mamat sorombang ngan rr
eddie: ker tuh RS blk 11?
eddie: heheheh hampeh
jokar: hehehhe
jokar: serius aku habaq
eddie: hehehe awat dia panggey camtuh?
jokar: aku tengok gambaq tu terasa macam nak dok ppp balik
jokar: pressure pun time exam
jokar: tu pun pressure teruk hanya eron sorang
eddie: tu la.. best gila
eddie: eron sorang ja pancing, p[resure gila macam nak fail belakang score gila babi
jokar: tu laaa
jokar: hehehehe
jokar: ingat lagi eron **** censored****
jokar: kes kes kes
jokar: paling aku gelak bila pian pi gempaq senior masa bulan posa
jokar: ang dengaq cerita dak?
jokar: masa tu dah block 11 dah
jokar: aku ada malam tu punya lawak
eddie: ya ka?
eddie: pian pi gempaq senior mana?
jokar: yes
jokar: fitt pun tau cerita nihhh
jokar: ala senior yang baik ngan munziaq gak tuh
jokar: budak mamak penang tuhhh
eddie: aku yg paling tak leh lupa yg time 1 minggu lepas kita masuk kot bebudak A level masuk..
eddie: aku, mak wan & jon pi gempaq bebudak alevel, mengaku senior, pi pau rokok, meggi, etc
eddie: peh tu satu hari pian mai bilik tuh melawat member dia si badut a-level.. pastu pian cakap tuh senior apa, classmate akuk tuh hehehehe
jokar: aku tau cerita tuh
jokar: a level depan bilik ang kam?
eddie: aah
eddie: hahahaha hampeh
eddie: bengang gila bebudak tuh hehehe
jokar: hahahaha
jokar: weis
eddie: ha
jokar: li panjang dok buat apa la ni
jokar: lama gila tak layan snooker ngan dia
eddie: aku tak sure siot, lama tak dengaq cerita
jokar: tu laaa
eddie: jap aku nak post conversation nie dalam blog aku hehehe
jokar: okies
jokar: siap kalu bagitau aku
jokar: aku nak pi baca
jokar: aku bosan hari nih
eddie: hehehehe

All I really needed was a hug

I had a sad sad dream just now, Yes I just woke up 5 minutes ago. I had a dream of a younger me, well maybe 1 -2 years younger ... I was going out with some friends, the usual crazy bunch at college I guess but the outing seemed to be most unenjoyable for me. Iwas just so down all throughout the outing...

Finally last part of the outing, we went to this place like shop or something, and I found this big air filled promotion/ advertisement thingy that people erected in shopping mallls. I approched it, and suddenly gave it a big hug. Yes I'm not sure why the hug.

It felt good at first, then I realize that I wanted to hug something else, somebody else. So I told to myself that I'm going to give my dad a great big hug when I go home. Then I woke up and remembered...


Alfatihah...
Semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas roh abah...

*** give your parents and siblings a hug today... you may never get to do it again in the future....

*** This entry was written with me in tears at 7am saturday morning, 11th day of fasting, almost 2 weeks before raya, almost 3 years after my father kembali ke rahmatullah.. I'll make you proud abah... insyaAllah

Crazy times

I was over at john's blog and saw his posting about this one incident that happened during our college days. It was fasting month and a bunch of us went out to jamming studio somewhere in PJ area. After jamming we went for iftar somewhere (forgot again) and on the way back we thought it would be funny to steal an emergency light at the road side construction in the middle of KL town.

We put the the emergency light into john's backpack while it was still blinking (we didn't know how to make it stop). A long bus ride later to shah alam, we were stopped by college security because we were 10 minutes late (Curfew was at 11pm). We thought we could fool the guards by turning all our watches back 10 minutes before we enter. But it didn't worked. We were questioned and searched. Guess what they found? Hint : john's backpack was blinking in the darkness of the night. Kantoi!!!

Hehehehe the guards could not believe their eyes when they inspected the backpack. They immediately asked us to put it out coz it's blinding everyone and starting to attract attention. We told them that we didn't know how. Bob went up to his room for something to poke into this small hole that we thought to be the off switch. A few pokes later the light was off, phew!

Further frisking and checking and the guards found a VHS tape which they thought to be pornography. We're done for! They took our details and asked us to report to the University security office next day to wait our fate.

Next day we/ john (I can't remember) went to the office and we were let off with a stern warning. We didn't get into trouble with the VHS tape because it was a slayer concert tape instead of porn. The security officer handling our case told us/ john that the tape was the worst thing he has ever saw, disgusting ..Fiery fart.. kentut berapi.. Apparently he watched to the part when one of slayer band member thought it would be funny to light up his own fart. He thought we grew up to become our role model, probably thinks we like to light up our own farts too...

hehehe I can't stop smiling thinking of this incident. Things you do when you're younger...


john's entry is here btw..

and this was what we stole from the construction site

don't over-eat!

In this photo provided by the Everglades National Park, the carcass of a six-foot American alligator is shown protruding from the mid-section of a 13-foot Burmese python Monday, Sept. 26, 2005 in Everglades National Park, Fla., after the snake apparently swallowed the alligator resulting in the deaths of both animals. (AP Photo/Everglades National Park)

*** erm this is so freakishly scary.. I posted it to kinda remind us not to over do it at all the pasar ramadhan dusing this fasting month. I'm sorry if any appetite were lost looking at the pic. :)

oh shit!

Chronix Aggression rocks!!!

I'm listening to this right now!

I will be heard
Hatebreed - Preseverance (2002, Universal Records)

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes
I've got to take my life back
One chance to make it right
I've gotta have my voice be heard
And bring meaning to this life

Cause I trusted for nothing
I've been led astray
I've been tried and tested
But i won't accept defeat
Now I've done things I regret
And it's time to reverse the rolls
I just want to make good on
all the promises I have made

I will be
I will be
I will be heard
I will be
I will be heard

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

Through the worst we prevail.
So our voices will be heard x4

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes
I've got to take my life back
One chance to make it right
I've gotta have my voice be heard
And bring meaning to this life
Cause I trusted for nothing
I've been led astray
I've been tried and tested
But i won't accept defeat
Now I've done things I regret
And it's time to reverse the rolls
I just want to make good on
all the promises I have made

I will be
I will be
I will be heard
I will be
I will be heard

Now is the time for me to rise to my feet
Wipe your spit from my face
Wipe these tears from my eyes

I will be heard
I will be

Chronix Aggression

A pal had some questions on Apple iTunes, mainly how to save the streaming music to his mp3 player. I always thought iTunes is for apple ipod music players, so I never bothered to check them out. Wow, have I been missing a lot! I downloaded apple iTunes and found that you can actually listen to live radio stations through it. Cool and the stream is MUCH MUCH better than windows media player live radio!

I found this cool station, Chronix Aggression and they plays metal 24/7. OH YEAH!!!.. good selection too, first 3 songs I heard on the station was 1. Personal Insult by Superjoint Ritual (Pantera's frontman new band), 2. Clown by koRn and 3. a song from mesmerize by system of the down .

Oh shit! I found my fav online radio station!

faulty sony digital imaging/ video products

Notice to Owners of Sony Digital Still Camera, Camcorder, CLIÉ Handheld Computer and Professional Camcorder (DVCAM format)
03-10-2005

Thank you for your support and patronage of Sony products.

It has recently come to our attention that a limited number of Sony products that incorporate an image sensor device, or CCD, manufactured from October 2002 through March 2004 may exhibit the following condition:

When the product is used in camera mode, the LCD panel and/or electronic viewfinder exhibits either a distorted image or no image.

We have determined that this condition only occurs to a limited number of units, but may be accelerated if the units are exposed to high temperature and humidity environment.

In our efforts to ensure customer satisfaction, Sony will offer free out of warranty repair to the owners of applicable products exhibiting the above-mentioned condition caused by the image sensor device.

For further information on the applicable products and the repair service, please click on the following links to the respective product categories:

*Digital Still Camera
*Camcorder
* CLIÉ Handheld Computer (PEG-NZ90/G and PEG-NZ90/H)
* Professional Camcorder (DVCAM format)

Thank you for your understanding of this situation.


*** I did a quick check and glad that my new DSC-T model is not affected. phew!

McD buffet

*** bring your own cardiologist :P

new nephew!

My baby sister gave birth to a baby boy at 5:30am this morning. I can't wait to go and visit her at the hospital today! Please clock, tick faster!

first day of puasa

yay! puasa is here again! belive it or not I've been looking forward to ramadhan adn syawal all year!

Like to wish everyone Eid Mubarak!!!
Semoga amal ibadat kita di bulan yg mulia ini di terima Allah.

Let's try our best to attend solat sunat tarawikh this whole month! and not to over do it when shopping at pasar ramadhan ok :P

Fitt has launched his new blog kakibangku.blogspot.com, he is definately on my live bookmark list!

post-teen angst look

can't wait to color my hair blue!

marry me postfix!

you got to love postfix just for this feature alone! seriously..
I finally found a way to make my email server run faster.More as I dwell on this topic next week.

PLUS I wanna have another go at the networked DOS 6.22 box to make it mount to my samba box and ultimately to the dept CIFS box.

GOSH!! I can't wait for next week. I've printed out some materials to read while in kuantan this weekend. My high fever must have melted some once-frozen-solid brain cells. Kids stay away froom slurpees else you get brain-freeze and become stupid like me.

ops, ghaz's survey webpage is due next week as well.. priority numero uno.

anal sex

that's how you make lawyers... scat filled butt sex.. some are even product of savage prison butt rape I tell you.

Case 1.
My arwah father bought a house- cash- in 1994 and full payment was made accordingly within the contracted time. Problem comes from the lawyer handling the sales and purchase of the property, somehow they managed to drag the process, to transfer the property to my father's name from 1994 to year 2003, which was almost 10 years ago... I believe the reason my father had his heart attacks was due to dealing with those butt droppings. The sad part was, we have paid all dues to the law firms, a lot of money have gone in, money that my dad worked so hard for - even after his retirement.

Case 2.
I took over the case and pursued the case above and we found out that the lawyer was no longer in business, gone defunct. (Well that's what you get from bad business practice muthafaka). I found out finally early this year through my neighbour, (who is a lawyer but a nice one, bless her) that the case files has been transfered to another lawyer in sunway. I contacted the law firm to continue the case- sometime first half of the year - and guess what? They have managed to do the same for 3 months now, no update, not moving at all. I was the one calling around looking for the developer's latest address, I went to the land office for land search, called up the bank, etc while they sat on their scatty asses.

Each time I called up the law office, the guys there will be oblivious of my case, "the files are with the lawyer", "the lawyer not in office", etc I send letters by fax asking for update and a phone call just to know what's going on but no replies. I managed to wrestled the lawyer's mobile number from his staff and called him, but he won't pick up my calls, and I send sms asking for status but no replies. So last night I send and sms telling him if he's not interested in continuing the case, at the very least, be a professional and let me know so that I can find other lawyers. Immediately I got an unapologetic sms from him saying he's not been to the office for a while and his mom is currently sick, warded. That's all. Fucks! I hope your mom get better and you die of polio you shit for dick.

I called up the law office today and still same respond, the shit heads there are as ever oblivious.. makan gaji buta.. I sms the lawyer asking when he can give me an update on my case. Prompt rude reply from him was "when he's in the office". I asked again if that's going to be today. Another fuck- off,-I'm- better- than- you- coz- I -got -scatty -ass reply from him was "not sure, I will let you know". Muthawardedfucka! I'll give him 3 more days before I engage (poor me) with another lawyer. I hope there will be less shit flinging with the new law firm.


Case 3.
Think it's just bad luck with the property? My sister bought a low cost house (flat actually) 2 years ago and she engaged a law firm for sales and purchased and all that shit. She specifically asked the lawyer if it's OK for her to buy the house since she has not gotten married yet at that time. Lawyer said OK all ho-hum.. And she proceeded to pay the down-payment and arranged for a loan. Then the lawyer started his antics kept delaying thing, and finally not answering call, etc. Same muthafucker? no! different lawyer, same product of butt sex I guess. They dragged and dragged and we finally found out that they made a mistake of advising my sister that it was OK to continue with the purchase when it is against the local municipal law for unmarried person to purchase low cost flat from the the municipal council. Stupid butthole dropping. So the whole thing got stuck for 2 years until my sister gotten married and she finally managed to get things moving. I'm glad that the ordeal is going to be over soon for her. She emailed me today happy that her house will finally be hers after 2 long years and loads of money out.

I'd like to post a brutal picture of butt rape to remind all lawyers where they came from but I guess that would offend my readers who may not be lawyers. An advice to my readers, avoid butt sex at all cost and save the world from anymore growth in number of these anal secretions.