anal sex

that's how you make lawyers... scat filled butt sex.. some are even product of savage prison butt rape I tell you.

Case 1.
My arwah father bought a house- cash- in 1994 and full payment was made accordingly within the contracted time. Problem comes from the lawyer handling the sales and purchase of the property, somehow they managed to drag the process, to transfer the property to my father's name from 1994 to year 2003, which was almost 10 years ago... I believe the reason my father had his heart attacks was due to dealing with those butt droppings. The sad part was, we have paid all dues to the law firms, a lot of money have gone in, money that my dad worked so hard for - even after his retirement.

Case 2.
I took over the case and pursued the case above and we found out that the lawyer was no longer in business, gone defunct. (Well that's what you get from bad business practice muthafaka). I found out finally early this year through my neighbour, (who is a lawyer but a nice one, bless her) that the case files has been transfered to another lawyer in sunway. I contacted the law firm to continue the case- sometime first half of the year - and guess what? They have managed to do the same for 3 months now, no update, not moving at all. I was the one calling around looking for the developer's latest address, I went to the land office for land search, called up the bank, etc while they sat on their scatty asses.

Each time I called up the law office, the guys there will be oblivious of my case, "the files are with the lawyer", "the lawyer not in office", etc I send letters by fax asking for update and a phone call just to know what's going on but no replies. I managed to wrestled the lawyer's mobile number from his staff and called him, but he won't pick up my calls, and I send sms asking for status but no replies. So last night I send and sms telling him if he's not interested in continuing the case, at the very least, be a professional and let me know so that I can find other lawyers. Immediately I got an unapologetic sms from him saying he's not been to the office for a while and his mom is currently sick, warded. That's all. Fucks! I hope your mom get better and you die of polio you shit for dick.

I called up the law office today and still same respond, the shit heads there are as ever oblivious.. makan gaji buta.. I sms the lawyer asking when he can give me an update on my case. Prompt rude reply from him was "when he's in the office". I asked again if that's going to be today. Another fuck- off,-I'm- better- than- you- coz- I -got -scatty -ass reply from him was "not sure, I will let you know". Muthawardedfucka! I'll give him 3 more days before I engage (poor me) with another lawyer. I hope there will be less shit flinging with the new law firm.


Case 3.
Think it's just bad luck with the property? My sister bought a low cost house (flat actually) 2 years ago and she engaged a law firm for sales and purchased and all that shit. She specifically asked the lawyer if it's OK for her to buy the house since she has not gotten married yet at that time. Lawyer said OK all ho-hum.. And she proceeded to pay the down-payment and arranged for a loan. Then the lawyer started his antics kept delaying thing, and finally not answering call, etc. Same muthafucker? no! different lawyer, same product of butt sex I guess. They dragged and dragged and we finally found out that they made a mistake of advising my sister that it was OK to continue with the purchase when it is against the local municipal law for unmarried person to purchase low cost flat from the the municipal council. Stupid butthole dropping. So the whole thing got stuck for 2 years until my sister gotten married and she finally managed to get things moving. I'm glad that the ordeal is going to be over soon for her. She emailed me today happy that her house will finally be hers after 2 long years and loads of money out.

I'd like to post a brutal picture of butt rape to remind all lawyers where they came from but I guess that would offend my readers who may not be lawyers. An advice to my readers, avoid butt sex at all cost and save the world from anymore growth in number of these anal secretions.